Christmas Fun
Sometimes Christmas can get so frantic, stressful, and off the mark. Christmas should be whimsical, child like, and fantasmic! Well bring out your inner child by enjoying some jokes, quotes, maybe a couple of adult fun
Funny kid jokes:
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. (Anonymous)
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
What do you get when you cross a snoman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad
What goes Ho, Ho Swoosh, Ho, Ho Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
Great quotes:
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. (Bernard Manning)
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. (Shirley Temple)
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts. (Anonymous)
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (Anonymous)
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. (Author Unknown)
“Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent” (William Shakespeare)
Want to celebrate more each month then check out all the days of fun you can have:
Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day December 27th
Card Playing Day December 28th
Enjoy each day to the fullest! Our family loves spending time together laughing, so take time to laugh with your family today.
DDF
